"Skip. Mum told me to tell you that if you don't get up in the next fifteen seconds she is going to fly the plane back to Fitton without you, and that she doesn't care about how tired you are, you should have thought about that before you went with Douglas on his Sushi crawl last night."
"Yes, thank you for that Arthur," Martin yawned. "Go tell Her Majesty that I'm up and will be ready to get going in a minute."
"Right-o. Douglas ordered pancakes by the way, Mum's still yelling at him. Would you like yours in here or in the kitch- WHOA! SKIP! YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU HAD A TATTOO!"
"And I'm not going to have to tell anyone else about it if you keep shouting like that. The majority of Japan knows about it now I'd wager. In here would be great, thanks."